My best friend......He is a very cool and funny person..
My parents.......He is the best child we have ever had but then again.He is our only child......
My ex-wife........@#$%#@,%$#$% and he is also a %$#$#@ and a @!$?&!!
My last girlfriend...........Hey there minute man!!
The guy I was in jail with......You grab my butt again and I will punch you!!!(hey!!that was a joke I swear!!!
A guy I work with.....For the last time ,Pull your pants up!!I'm tired of looking at that
The guy at the adult book store.....No!!for the last time!I have no fitting room!
Me looking in the mirror.......Well that private..hahaha